FEAST LISTS

Yesterday, Miami resident Kelly M.'s a/c unit concked out, so she and her husband set out for the Seminole Gaming Casino to keep cool and blow a little cash. Luck being a lady and all, Kelly won $1,35,795.45 playing a penny slot machine. Sure, we're in a recession, but Kelly just won some major cash and Uncle Sam may be returning some to you pretty soon, so let's see what $1.4 mil buys you in the Magic City. Hmm that's 2,471 of Il Gabbiono's like-buttah Filetto Farcino - filet of beef with sauteed foie gras, 2715 bowl of white truffle risotto from The Grill at The Setai, 696 Peking style ducks topped with 20880 ounces of Golden Osetra Caviar at Hakkasan, 251 bottles of the award-winning 1937 D'Oliverieas Sercial and a sprawling view of Biscayne Bay at Azaul. Or approximately 8 weeks of 24/7 service at NAOE. 9 1/2 if you nap.